Thursday, July 12, 2007

I have decided I am moving. My peoples have losted their minds. Manly Monday was anything but Manly for me. My mommie camed in the house and grabbed me and MissChief. As she was throwing us in that little room in the back, I herd something about something named Lady and Pups. Apparently, my peoples comed home with a funny smelling thing. And there is lots of other little squirmy funny smelling things too. And they putted them in some sort of blue bowl that is just huge. They all layin in there..squirmin and whinin. Today theys finally letted us out of the bedroom, and that huge thing WOOFED AT ME.. ME... can you magin???? It is a big woofin thing. And hairy and black. Mama letted me out but I is scared so I is hiding in the bedroom till maybe it leaves.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Various other kitties....

My mom has been browsing the internet, like she has time to do THAT. She should be spending her time scritchin my ears and making sure I get plenty of treats. Of course, she don't. Here are some pictures she found that are just to cute for words.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Do you ever hate your kitty parents?

My Mommy and Daddy don lik me any more. An I don lik dem eider. Do dey ebber put dat horrible nasty stuff on de back of ur neck? Dey keeps tellin me it is supposedly to keep de flees offa me but I don lik it.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Everyone seems to want...

Well for the last while mom ain't felt like writing anything. I have bugged her and bugged her but it don't seem to matter. I kep tellin her all she had to do was turn that pewter thingy on and back away from the keyboard. I will do all the rest. She told me I had lost my everloving mind and that SHE did all the writing/typing...don't you KNOW that BBB? Yeah right. If SHE does all the typing/writing around here how come I get all the credit??? Well.... cause no one wants to know what a middle aged blond fat woman is thinking? Cause all she can do is talk about Girl Scouts and her fat cats? Or possibly Gin? No not the drinking kind, the card game silly. At the time of the last post, Girl Scout Cookies were all we could do. Mom worked and worked on those darn cookies. But summer is here and there are no more funky smelling kids coming around the house, just the same old ones. Pretty soon even those will be gone. They are going to GIRL SCOUT CAMP!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHH No one around to pull my tail and think I have to sleep with them for 2 whole weeks!!!
And they even want to dress me funny... they think I am a baby doll or sumfin. BLECK! She got funny with that flashy thingy this mornin... God I hate that thing. I just noticed she put up a picture of a kitty that ain't even me!!! That hussy. Why would she do a thing like that?????

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My house is getting smaller.....

For some reason my mom is bringing in all these things. They taking up the room in my house. The thing is they smells good to lay on and sometimes I even getted in one of them that is opened. They sure do smell good opened side. When mom opens the "boxs" she takes some in and out. She puts them in bags and takes them away. Then she bringing more in big boxes. MissChief likes the things too. She says they smell good and she likes lickin the outsides of the boxes. That is when she not trying to give me a bath. :( I keeps tellin her I don't like baths, but she don't listen much to me. If I keep hissin at her maybe she will one day though. Maybe.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Where did she go?

Today I looked around and my MissChief was gone. I looked and looked. I looked in the Christmas Tree where she likes to hide. I looked in the bedroom where she likes to sleep on my mommies bed. I looked in the laundry room where sometimes she sleeps in the laundry basket. She wasn't no were to be founded. I went to mommie and cried and cried. Where's MissChief????? Mommie just told me to go lay down. Then I realized that the crate was goned. The one that they use to take you to the DOCKTOR in. OMG OMG OMG WHERE DID THEY TAKE MY MISSCHIEF???? Finally, she camed home and she was with daddy. He had taked her to that mean Docktor that shotted her. She said she growled at him and hisssssssed at him but he shotted her anyways. She was happy though because he gived her a fancy thingy to go on her collar. Daddy says it proves she got shotted. Well I could have proved that. It hurted enough to prove it.


Thursday, December 28, 2006

I had a pretty good Christmas... Did You?

I had a pretty good Christmas. My Mommie and Daddy lefted us at home and went to various places for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. But they did bring us home some Stinky Goodness. The canned kind that omg omg omg is goooooood. Me and MissChief stuffed ourselves on that and on the Turkey that Dad's Mom fixed. That was pretty darn good too.
Yesterday I runned out and Dad had to get out the Greenies to get me to come back in and then I had to take a bath. I didn't wanna take one so MissChief got me downed and gived me one. I was beyond shock. She has never bathed me before.